Full Heart, Full Bladder - Hana Taninaka
One night when I was pregnant with the twins I decided to take the night off from the kids and head out to dinner with a couple of girlfriends. These nights are so important when you are a parent. To get out, have a laugh and pass on all parenting responsibilities to your partner.
We ate heaps of pasta, my girlfriends drank heaps of wine, I ate heaps of desert. It was a good good time.
At the end of the night we lingered outside, chatting and joking around. I started laughing so hard, a little bit of wee came out.
3rd pregnancy carrying twins - Its a heavy load.
I laughed at them telling them to shut-up before I pissed my pants. They took this as an invite to chant “piss your pants , piss your pants” at me until I laughed so hard I completely pissed my pants. Not just “oh no I’ve weed”, like a complete soaking pants wet pissed myself.
In the middle of the street. Jeans boots everything covered in wee.
Their faces were a mix of feeling terrible and also hysterically laughing, as was mine. We decided to call it a night.
I walked to my car took all my bottoms off and drove home. I walked in the door and Jeremy looked at me wearing nothing but a shirt and said “oh no Babe did you piss your pants again?”
Moral of the story : find friends that make you laugh so hard you piss yourself.