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Stories of Parenthood no.1

Full Heart, Full Bladder - Hana Taninaka

One night when I was pregnant with the twins I decided to take the night off from the kids and head out to dinner with a couple of girlfriends. These nights are so important when you are a parent. To get out, have a laugh and pass on all parenting responsibilities to your partner. 

We ate heaps of pasta, my girlfriends drank heaps of wine, I ate heaps of desert. It was a good good time.

At the end of the night we lingered outside, chatting and joking around. I started laughing so hard, a little bit of wee came out.

3rd pregnancy carrying twins - It's a heavy load. 

I laughed at them telling them to shut-up before I pissed my pants. They took this as an invite to chant “piss your pants , piss your pants” at me until I laughed so hard I completely pissed my pants. Not just “oh no I’ve weed”, like a complete soaking pants wet pissed myself.

In the middle of the street. Jeans boots everything covered in wee. 

Their faces were a mix of feeling terrible and also hysterically laughing, as was mine. We decided to call it a night. 

I walked to my car took all my bottoms off and drove home. I walked in the door and Jeremy looked at me wearing nothing but a shirt and said “oh no Babe did you piss your pants again?”

Moral of the story : find friends that make you laugh so hard you piss yourself.